seen on my weekend

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 10/12/2015 at 11:33 • Filed to: None

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We’re in HEAVY traffic, and there’s this bro truck, windows down, blasting... let’s call it “music” for simplicity, weaving in and out of cars but making no ground, we actually passed him multiple times by just staying in our lane.

Cue the red light, we’re all stationary, so he sits there and does a peg legged burnout. Smoke everywhere (not rolling coal). Everyone is pissed. Cars are honking, kids are coughing.

I have never wanted to see a cop more than at this moment, sadly it was not so.

#CoolStoryMonkey

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > MonkeePuzzle 10/12/2015 at 11:42

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nothing is more embarrassing than a fullsize truck doing a peg-leg burnout

Nisman > MonkeePuzzle 10/12/2015 at 11:43

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I had the EXACT thing happen to me about six months ago, except he was rolling coal, and there was a cop. Never have I been more happy to see those red and blue lights.

MonkeePuzzle > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/12/2015 at 11:51

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a LIFTED full size truck. RAWWWRRRRR..... single wheel spinning.

if you lift a truck, wouldn’t it be handy to be 4wd? :P

BigBlock440 > MonkeePuzzle 10/12/2015 at 11:55

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4WD doesn’t work like that (usually).

See the “2” at the front, that means only 2 tires are receiving power. When you move the lever into a position with a “4” next to it, it will send power to both axles, or as you refer to it, 4WD. Nobody drives on dry, paved roads with 4wd engaged unless they like tearing up their drivetrain.

MonkeePuzzle > BigBlock440 10/12/2015 at 12:04

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hey! HEY YOU! stop bringing logic into my moron bashing!

BigBlock440 > MonkeePuzzle 10/12/2015 at 12:12

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Your mistake was me seeing it.